delete it



Wouldn't it be nice to be able to delete shit, not just virtually but in real life?

Wouldn't it be nice to be able to delete people you don't like, taxes you owe, slow loading websites, TV commercials, fugly people--or anything else that you don't like, anything that bugs you.

Wouldn't it be wonderful if you could just delete shit in real life? Not have to deal with stuff, just delete it?

What would I delete? I'd start with politicians. And stupidity. And old age. And erectile dysfunction.