YOU HAVE PNEUMONIA
Pneumonia. An infection of the lungs. A nasty disease. Plus, it's really hard to spell.
I have a better idea.
If you get pneumonia for the first time, it's a new ailment. Why don't we call it/spell it "newmonia", new monia.
If you already had newmonia and get it again, why don't we call it oldmonia? Or remonia?
